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Und hier noch was für die Gunfighter

I was on my ACT upgrade, standard 4vX
The AWACS guy was out to lunch and I couldn't get no decs
I knew that they were hostile but I couldn't take the chance
So I flipped the switch to outboard and said, "Boys it's time to dance"
And they asked me where you going as I started to diverge
Said, "I've had enough of this shit, man, I'm going to merge"
'Cause BVR is great but now it's time to have some fun
So Darkstar Judy, Judy
I'm going in for guns

I was flying out at Nellis doing dark grey WIC support
I was out there by my lonesome 'cause my buddy was a mort
When I saw that big fat fucker in a turn off to my right
He was either lost or he was looking for a fight
So I put him in my HUD and I almost flipped the switch
But then I thought, how could I miss? 'Cause that's a huge bitch
And only a big pussy would use his two fox one's
It's time to get medieval
I'm going in for guns

We were back in Iraq for the second set
Killing every fucking thing that they parked in a revet
When I saw me close to 69 trucks parked in a row
I knew I shouldn't do it but I just could not say no
So I called up twenty mike-mike and I rolled in for the pass
Knowing my commander, he was going to chew my ass
But this issue's black and white like a school bus full of nuns
And someone's gotta make the call
I'm going in for guns

I'd just been out for Mexican and my stomach was in knots
From a greasy chimichanga and two tequila shots
I had to step in five for my one DACT
As I yelled over my shoulder, "Don't nobody wait for me"
I was running down the hall like I'd never run before
And I began to wonder if I'd make it to the door
'Cause every second counts when your ass has got the runs
I made the call behind the stall
I'm going in for guns

Oder das hier

When I was a young'n, my daddy said to me
Son I wanna know what it is you wanna be
I said I'll never wear a tie, but I like the color green
I think I'm gonna wanna fly the f**king F-16
Now I heard my mama screaming cause I yelled it right out loud
So daddy had to wash my mouth but I knew that he was proud
He gave me a shot that was something in between
Lysol and alcohol with a touch of gasoline

Fox 1, when you've got nothing left
Fox 2, it's that heater in your chest
Fox 3, the only friend you'll ever need
That cocksucker motherfucker Jeremiah Weed

Now if you drive the Eagle then you drink it all for show
And if you drive the Hog then you gotta drink it slow
And if you drive the Viper then you gotta drink it fast
this aint a time to loiter and we aint got the gas
Now if you drive the Stinkbug then drink it on your own
And if you drive the Mudhen then you can't drink it alone
And if you're stuck in UAVs then my advice to you
Is to drink the fucking bottle, man, there's nothing left to do

Fox 1, when you've got nothing left
Fox 2, it's that heater in your chest
Fox 3, the only friend you'll ever need
That cocksucker motherfucker Jeremiah Weed

The greatest fighter pilot that ever I did see
Came in one day and took his place at the pisser next to me
I knew he was a killer I could smell it when he peed
That fucker drank his coffee with a big ol' shot of weed
Now everyone is curious and they all want to know
Does it make you smarter will it make your penis grow
It won't bring ya women and it won't bring ya luck
So why do we drink it? it tastes like fuck!

Fox 1, when you've got nothing left
Fox 2, it's that heater in your chest
Fox 3, the only friend you'll ever need
That cocksucker motherfucker Jeremiah Weed

Well I walk up to you and I shake your hand
Ask you how your day was, you were up all night, that sucks I understand
Now hurry the fuck up ‘cause I don’t want to wait
I’m in a hurry and it’s your fault I’m stepping 20 minutes late

‘Cause I’m a pilot, I only care about me
I don’t give a fuck if I bring your jet back code 2 or code 3
I’m a pilot and I never make mistakes
I’ll take the credit if it aint broken, I’ll blame you if it breaks

I don’t even know where the oil filter lies
But I’ll tell you fix it faster, goddammit! ‘Cause I’m the one who flies
And I’ll leave FOD in the cockpit without even a trace
Then I’ll over G the targeting pod with a smile on my face

‘Cause I’m a pilot, I only care about me
I don’t give a fuck if I bring your jet back code 2 or code 3
I’m a pilot and I never make mistakes
I’ll take the credit if it aint broken, I’ll blame you if it breaks

I’ll put out some chaff, maybe a flare. Aw fuck it
‘Cause when I get back I want to see you have to replace the whole damn bucket
And the ECM pod that one’s my favorite joke
Forget to turn it on? Fuck no! It just pisses me off when something aint broke

‘Cause I’m a pilot and I’m a mean old son of a bitch. Yeah I know that it sucks that it’s all cold and rainy outside and here I am inside my cockpit all warm and toasty. Hey crewchief, while you’re at it, why don’t you get my tapes for me? What? Do you think I want to hold this helmet bag all damn day?

I’ll piss on your seat and blame it on a leak
Oh wait, gotta think of something else that’s the same excuse that I used last week

When I’m taxiing in do whatever it is you do
You can do a dance, pull down your pants, I don’t care I not even looking at you
And I’m sorry I scratched your jet up, maybe she had an itch
‘Cause your baby may have your name on her, but I just made her my bitch

‘Cause I’m a pilot, I only care about me
I don’t give a fuck if I bring your jet back code 2 or code 3
I’m a pilot and I never make mistakes
I’ll take the credit if it aint broken, I’ll blame you if it breaks